1 00:00:00,370 --> 00:00:01,370 May I take your keys, ma'am? 2 00:00:02,490 --> 00:00:03,490 Yes, please. 3 00:00:04,470 --> 00:00:05,470 Actually, no. 4 00:00:06,290 --> 00:00:08,330 Sir, would you like to order a cocktail while you wait? 5 00:00:08,650 --> 00:00:09,650 Yes, please. 6 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:10,790 Actually, no. 7 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,430 I think my blind date is stamping me out. 8 00:00:13,790 --> 00:00:14,790 Hey, Dan. 9 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:15,669 Hey, Jeannie. 10 00:00:15,670 --> 00:00:16,669 How's your date? 11 00:00:16,670 --> 00:00:19,750 Yeah, it's not happening. Can you tell your friend that I'm bailing? 12 00:00:20,550 --> 00:00:21,710 Blind dates are the worst. 13 00:00:22,350 --> 00:00:25,590 Why do I have to tell him? Because you love giving bad news. 14 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:26,850 I do. 15 00:00:27,630 --> 00:00:28,448 I really do. 16 00:00:28,450 --> 00:00:29,890 Oh, hey, you know who died? 17 00:00:31,110 --> 00:00:32,890 Bye, Dan. It was my neighbor with the cats. 18 00:00:34,970 --> 00:00:36,750 I think Jeannie is standing me up. 19 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:38,890 Damn, I wanted to tell you. 20 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:40,570 It still feels good, though. 21 00:00:40,770 --> 00:00:43,150 I knew it. Blind dates are the worst. 22 00:00:43,730 --> 00:00:46,510 Blind dates are a nightmare, especially at my age. 23 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:47,750 I couldn't agree more. 24 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:50,130 Wait. 25 00:00:51,630 --> 00:00:52,630 Jeannie? 26 00:00:53,450 --> 00:00:54,450 James? 27 00:00:54,790 --> 00:00:56,590 Dan didn't tell me you were stunning. 28 00:00:57,710 --> 00:01:01,970 Well, he didn't tell me you had such great taste in women. 29 00:01:03,710 --> 00:01:05,770 Would you like to have dinner? 30 00:01:06,610 --> 00:01:09,010 Only because blind dates are so fun. 31 00:01:17,470 --> 00:01:19,730 So you're a middle school teacher. 32 00:01:20,050 --> 00:01:24,370 Yeah, and I love it. It's wonderful to be in a workplace where I have the best 33 00:01:24,370 --> 00:01:25,370 skin. 34 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,580 Eighth graders get a bad rap, but I love them. 35 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:33,880 Helping them with all the firsts. There is no breakup more brutal than an eighth 36 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:34,839 grade breakup. 37 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,280 Wait till you hear about my divorce. 38 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,040 That bad? 39 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:39,820 Well, not bad so much as scary. 40 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:41,440 Claudia's terrifying. 41 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,940 I don't talk about her very much because if I say her name three times, she 42 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:45,940 appears. 43 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:49,160 Let me guess. You had one of those... 44 00:01:49,790 --> 00:01:50,790 Amicable divorces. 45 00:01:50,990 --> 00:01:51,990 Unfortunately, no. 46 00:01:52,170 --> 00:01:53,170 Oh, it ended badly? 47 00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:55,050 Especially for him. He died. 48 00:01:56,670 --> 00:02:01,830 Oh, I had no idea. No, no, no. It was three years ago. He was devoured by 49 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:02,830 lions. 50 00:02:03,110 --> 00:02:04,110 Good God. 51 00:02:04,870 --> 00:02:07,370 Actually, it was brain cancer, but that's such a bummer. 52 00:02:09,270 --> 00:02:11,970 So, a professor of what? 53 00:02:12,210 --> 00:02:16,530 Philosophy. I've been working on a book for five years. It's driving me insane, 54 00:02:16,630 --> 00:02:17,970 but I couldn't be happier. 55 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,460 I have a philosophy about that. Which is? 56 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:26,760 People are either butterflies or gophers. You know, gophers dig down deep 57 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,160 and they focus on one thing. 58 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,100 Butterflies, they just flit around exploring everything. 59 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,840 I'm guessing you're a butterfly. 60 00:02:33,260 --> 00:02:34,260 Oh, yeah. 61 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:37,500 I am a total gopher. 62 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,040 Noted. 63 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:43,740 This may be the best roast chicken I have ever had. 64 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:47,500 Snuff's not bad, but if you think that's the best, you haven't tasted mine. 65 00:02:48,030 --> 00:02:49,670 A man who roasts chicken? 66 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,050 Be still my heart. 67 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,350 I roast carrots, too. 68 00:02:54,730 --> 00:02:56,730 Beets. Root vegetables. 69 00:02:58,630 --> 00:03:01,210 Turnips. I roast the hell out of a turnip. 70 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,070 Can I try something? Oh, my steak? 71 00:03:14,290 --> 00:03:15,690 Yeah, I'm gonna go. 72 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:20,440 Wait, what? 73 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,200 Are you coming? 74 00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:26,540 That was fun. 75 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:28,800 Very fun. 76 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:31,740 I never had to pause for Gatorade before. 77 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:37,040 I'm going to make us some breakfast. 78 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:42,240 And then you can do that thing again, only this time on the bed. 79 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,640 My yoni said yes, but my knee said no. 80 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,840 That sounds better than any day I've ever had. 81 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:51,360 But I have to go. 82 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,140 Where? Norway. 83 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:56,500 I have a month-long fellowship at the University of Oslo. 84 00:03:56,860 --> 00:04:03,660 Wait, you planned a date for the night before you were leaving for a month? I 85 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,800 didn't think it would go well. 86 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:06,060 Me neither. 87 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:09,860 I thought I'd be shimmying out a window, not my panties. 88 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,980 Something very nice. 89 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:26,400 James, this is my daughter Poppy and my son Lolo. 90 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:27,900 Gen Z. 91 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,620 Pandemic messed them up. 92 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:35,360 Guys, this is James, my blind date from last night. 93 00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:37,180 Oh. 94 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:39,840 Hi. Hey. What's up? 95 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:41,900 I didn't know you had kids. 96 00:04:42,140 --> 00:04:43,460 You don't talk about us? 97 00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:44,900 Oh, not you. 98 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:47,620 Your backstory's boring, but mine? 99 00:04:48,140 --> 00:04:52,640 Dude. It's what 90s movies were made of. She was the compassionate teacher. 100 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,800 I was the foster kid who was her star student. 101 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,360 You vaped in class. 102 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:58,920 You napped during tests. 103 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,620 She adopted me when I aged out so I could get on her insurance. 104 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:05,540 But the joke's on him because it was teacher's insurance. 105 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:09,160 James is moving to Norway. 106 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,220 Oh, so it's just a one and done? 107 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:15,800 We're like a two and a half. Two and a half? 108 00:05:17,780 --> 00:05:18,780 Come on. 109 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:23,720 I'll walk you out. I really don't want to leave. Is there a chance we could 110 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,820 pick up where we left off when I get home? 111 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:34,560 I'll think about it. 112 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:38,120 Did anyone ever tell you you give very misleading kisses? 113 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:52,360 This is one of the original offices from 18 and 11. I hope it's there like it's 114 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:59,360 magnificent Yeah That chair is made of leather from 115 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:05,580 whale penis Don't worry the whale wasn't killed someone just found the penis 116 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:12,100 washed up on the beach Poor whale 117 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:17,420 Professor Brennan, when I was assigned to be your teaching assistant, I became 118 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,420 very pleased. 119 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,220 I've always been curious about Los Angeles. 120 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,120 I hear you have sunshine. What's it like? 121 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,040 It's very nice. 122 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:28,220 Wow. It's like I'm there. 123 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,720 It has always been my dream to be tan. 124 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:37,160 As a child, I was so white and smooth, my nickname was Milky. 125 00:06:39,950 --> 00:06:46,410 I'll leave you to it one one last thing when I work I need absolute complete 126 00:06:46,410 --> 00:06:51,990 silence otherwise I simply can't concentrate ah understood 127 00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:15,160 His stories are insane. 128 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:18,560 I mean, how many times can one person fall into a fjord? 129 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,840 It sounds like you're enjoying yourself. 130 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:25,820 I am. 131 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:30,400 It's beautiful and quiet, and this month away from my book is just when I need to 132 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,760 come home and finally finish it. 133 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,240 Wow, 134 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:36,460 you're really excited about my book. 135 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:40,260 Sorry. It's just, it's a big Clippers game. 136 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:41,840 Are you a sports fan? 137 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:43,220 Oh, yeah. 138 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,360 I love the sports. 139 00:07:46,540 --> 00:07:49,780 If you like sports, the Holman-Kulinski Festival is a must. 140 00:07:50,940 --> 00:07:52,240 You must be Arvid. 141 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:54,100 I am Arvid. 142 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,560 I'm Jeannie, James' girlfriend. 143 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 You're my girlfriend? 144 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:01,720 I'd love to be, but don't make it weird. 145 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:07,140 Weird? I won't make it weird. The idea that I'd make it weird is what's weird. 146 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,060 To be honest, he's been weird all day. 147 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,300 Arvid. Please hang up. 148 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:14,979 Very well. 149 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:15,980 Goodbye, Jeannie. 150 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 Bye, Arvid. 151 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:19,200 Wow, what a voice. 152 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:20,580 I bet he sings. 153 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,020 I do. Mostly power ballads. 154 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,620 Arvid, hang up. 155 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,680 Not exactly a people person. 156 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:30,920 We'll work on it. 157 00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:35,140 Hey, Mom. Oh, hey, Pops. 158 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,020 Since when do you wear lipstick? 159 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,720 Since she's been FaceTiming Norway Dude ten times a day. 160 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Is it too much? 161 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,880 It is, right? So it's just too much? I'm going to lose it. 162 00:08:45,140 --> 00:08:46,140 I'm going to plot. 163 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,840 Oh, my God, Mom, you're nervous. 164 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:54,100 I am, I am, I am. I don't know. Everything just feels so new and 165 00:08:54,100 --> 00:09:00,780 exciting. I'm kind of... I think I'm going to send a... What do you call a 166 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:01,780 sexy pic? 167 00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:02,820 A mistake. 168 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:16,070 Hi, I was just going to call you. 169 00:09:17,470 --> 00:09:18,750 Did you get my pic? 170 00:09:19,450 --> 00:09:20,450 What pic? 171 00:09:21,950 --> 00:09:23,690 Just check your text. 172 00:09:26,930 --> 00:09:27,930 Wow. 173 00:09:29,010 --> 00:09:30,850 Nietzsche was wrong. There is a God. 174 00:09:33,470 --> 00:09:34,570 I miss you. 175 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:36,370 I miss you, too. 176 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:41,350 I love Norway, but the knights and knights are all starting to run 177 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:42,350 together. 178 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:46,820 Well, the good news is I cheered myself up today by breaking into my car. 179 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,220 Classic way to put a smile on your face. 180 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:54,920 Poppy, Lolo, and I have these lists called things that would be awesome to 181 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:59,080 know. It just reminds us that the world is full of awesome things. 182 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,920 Wait, I'm going to send you my list. 183 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:10,120 Lockpicking, ballroom dancing, climbing the Alps. What would be on your list? 184 00:10:11,530 --> 00:10:14,590 When I turned 60, I made a list of things I don't want to do. 185 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:17,450 That is so gopher of you. 186 00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:22,450 Well, definitely no Alps. I'm terrified of heights. I don't even like the Ricola 187 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:23,450 commercial. 188 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:28,570 Jeannie, I think it's you. 189 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:31,470 You're my entire list. 190 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,790 Come home now. 191 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:37,250 Love you. 192 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:55,920 much easier than breaking into a Subaru. 193 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,660 Wow, James. 194 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,400 Fun set. 195 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,060 Claudia. 196 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,100 Claudia? Claudia? 197 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,720 Yes. Oh, God. 198 00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:20,000 I'm... I know who you are. 199 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,680 And good for him, man. 200 00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:25,490 and baby figured out how to hire a maid. 201 00:11:26,890 --> 00:11:32,490 Yeah. I'm sorry for letting myself in. I didn't know that you still lived here. 202 00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:37,790 I used to, but no. I got the beach house, he got this, but I'm here all the 203 00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:44,250 time. And don't mind me, I am merely marking my territory so that James's 204 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:50,670 new, very young plaything knows that a real woman with a real body lived here. 205 00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:54,650 I heard she's a real hotsy-totsy. 206 00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:56,250 Really? Mm-hmm. 207 00:11:56,570 --> 00:12:00,890 They say she's hotsy and totsy? Yeah. 208 00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:06,490 And probably half his age. Next, he's gonna go keto and start a podcast. 209 00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:09,830 You've met her. What's she like? 210 00:12:11,450 --> 00:12:12,690 She's cool. 211 00:12:14,390 --> 00:12:15,990 And fascinating. 212 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,370 Seems really happy. 213 00:12:18,610 --> 00:12:21,470 So was I, at first. I mean, sex. 214 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:28,560 was great and good banter. But then it started the tippity-tap, tippity-tap, 215 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:33,040 tippity-tap. Oh, God, is this a musical? I'm so sorry. I just, I hate musicals. 216 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:39,100 No. He started writing his book, and he needed it quiet. So for two years, I 217 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:43,500 crept around my own home, silent. Me, silent. 218 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:49,480 So he could focus on his philosophical masterpiece, which he's never gonna 219 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:53,350 finish. Do you know that he doesn't even number the pages so he can keep 220 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:56,790 reordering the chapters like an obsessive little hermit? 221 00:12:57,830 --> 00:13:00,850 He can't be that much of a hermit. He went to Norway. 222 00:13:01,690 --> 00:13:02,649 Typical man. 223 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,850 Went to Norway. Wouldn't go to therapy. 224 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:10,550 You know, I think it was harder for him to leave his book than it was our 225 00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:13,810 marriage. And look what I found after he left. 226 00:13:14,930 --> 00:13:17,450 Instructions. Do not read. 227 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,540 As if anybody would want to. 228 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:22,380 Oh, do not touch. 229 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,400 Whoopsie! 230 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:27,880 Oh, it's... Oh, this is hefty. 231 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,240 Whoa! 232 00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:32,660 All those pages. 233 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:36,160 Yeah. That I care about because I'm the cleaning lady. 234 00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:38,600 I gotta go. 235 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,740 Four clients, four time zones. 236 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,840 No rest for the wicked. 237 00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:45,780 That's what they say, but I sleep fine. 238 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,640 A little surprise to welcome you home, love, Jeannie. 239 00:13:58,960 --> 00:13:59,960 Aww. 240 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:07,400 How did she... Hey, baby. 241 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:09,760 You want to go for three and a half? 242 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:11,640 Poppy! 243 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:17,700 James! What are you doing here? I live here. What are you doing here? What is 244 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:18,700 happening? 245 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:24,100 James! James, you... Oh, you're home early. What happened to your nose? 246 00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:25,440 Poppy... Broke it. 247 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,900 Sorry. I thought he was a home invader. 248 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:30,220 Why would he invade his own home? 249 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,060 I don't know. Why do men do anything? 250 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:33,960 Go get some ice. 251 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,000 Hey, Norway. 252 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:42,200 Bro, what happened to your face? That's your moneymaker. 253 00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:44,960 Poppy punched me. 254 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,260 Been there. 255 00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:48,580 Is that my room? 256 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,600 No. 257 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,240 Good call, Mom. The ice really helps. 258 00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:55,030 James, you should get some. 259 00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:57,790 It's for James. 260 00:14:58,490 --> 00:14:59,490 There you go. 261 00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:04,410 Oh, God, this is all my fault. I just broke in to leave some flowers, and then 262 00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:06,830 Claudia showed up. Claudia was here? 263 00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:08,069 Oh, yeah. 264 00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:12,570 She was just spraying and tippity-tapping. 265 00:15:13,490 --> 00:15:17,130 Then she tossed your book. She tossed my book? Yes. 266 00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:23,220 And there were no page numbers, so I... to call the kids to help. You read my 267 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:24,220 book? No. 268 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,920 It said not to. 269 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:30,480 I just looked at the top of the pages and the bottom of the pages. 270 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:33,000 It was like being in the Da Vinci Code. 271 00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:35,420 It's on your desk. 272 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,580 Well, thank you. It's our pleasure. 273 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,620 Would now be a good time to tell you I broke your hot tub? 274 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,720 No. I'll fix it. 275 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,680 I'm on. 276 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:51,660 I am so sorry. I just wanted everything to be perfect when you got home. 277 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:56,300 Well, that is a lovely, thoughtful, nightmarishly executed gesture. 278 00:15:56,860 --> 00:16:00,420 But all I need for things to be perfect is to be alone with you. 279 00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:03,380 Oh, that is so beautiful. 280 00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:07,820 But I don't really do alone. 281 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:14,180 I come with a very big, wild, wonderful family. 282 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:20,340 We do... things differently. Yeah, I can tell. This is my first floral breaking 283 00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:23,220 and entering slash late night broken hot tub party. 284 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,860 I guess I'm just used to doing my own thing. 285 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,120 I know. 286 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,760 Milky said you left without saying goodbye. 287 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,280 You're in touch with Arvid? 288 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,820 He's really lost. 289 00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:41,000 You just can't stop accumulating people. 290 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,680 I'm a science teacher. 291 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:47,320 I love adding variables, mixing them all up, see what happens. 292 00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:51,660 I explode things on purpose. 293 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,740 The louder, the better. 294 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:59,640 And I like spending a quiet month alone with my nose buried in Nietzsche. 295 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,880 Oh, God, I hope you mean a book. 296 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,490 I'm a gopher. 297 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,510 And I'm a butterfly. 298 00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:20,250 This isn't gonna work. 299 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,050 Not sorry to barge in. 300 00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:34,110 I left my coat and the last 15 years of my life. 301 00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:36,730 Well, what's wrong, James? 302 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,090 Chase the hotsy-totsy off already? 303 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:42,570 Claudia. Please. I am not buying the Mopey Act. 304 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,030 The truth is, you like being alone. 305 00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:47,110 And you're incapable of change. 306 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,390 And that's sad. 307 00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:51,230 But you are still cute. 308 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,830 So, remind me why we broke up again. 309 00:17:54,870 --> 00:17:56,330 You cheated on me. 310 00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:57,550 Oh, right. 311 00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:03,910 Hey. 312 00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:06,850 We made you your favorite fruit and cheese plate. 313 00:18:08,149 --> 00:18:09,350 All cheese, no fruit. 314 00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:13,570 If you miss James so bad, just call him. No. 315 00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:16,690 If I do, I'll try to change him. I'm too old for that. 316 00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:19,810 You're too old for anklets, but that's never stopped you. 317 00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:25,990 I think I just got spoiled by my eighth graders, you know? They're not set in 318 00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:26,990 their ways. 319 00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:28,630 Because they don't have any ways. 320 00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:31,550 Gophers don't change. 321 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:36,490 Yeah, I'll get it. 322 00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:48,780 The real question is, why aren't you? 323 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,840 Climb the Alps with me. 324 00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:53,900 I thought you were afraid of heights. 325 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:56,440 Not nearly as afraid as I am of losing you. 326 00:18:58,420 --> 00:18:59,760 We'll all go. Come on, kids. 327 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,640 Why? 328 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:03,839 Forget them. 329 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:06,620 Full disclosure, it's just a rock climbing class. I have to start slow. 330 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:07,880 I can do slow. 331 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,300 I remember. 332 00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,460 Well, I think you look great. You're lying. 333 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:14,700 I am. 334 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,180 For the next hour, I'm your worst nightmare. 335 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,420 I'm just kidding. 336 00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:22,820 You're gonna have fun. 337 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,380 Now, everybody face your partner. 338 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,820 When you're climbing, your partner is the only other person in the world that 339 00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:32,120 matters. Got it? Got it. 340 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:36,980 Now, climbing has a very specific language designed to keep you safe. 341 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,900 Can anyone tell me the two phrases we use when we climb? 342 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,380 I love you. 343 00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:44,480 I love you, too. 344 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,160 That's incorrect. 345 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,560 The person climbing says, on belay. 346 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,200 And the response is, belay on. 347 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,580 Which means, have you got me? 348 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,880 I've got you. Try it out. 349 00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:58,380 On belay? 350 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,740 Belay on. 351 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,300 Okay. 352 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,360 Next, we're going to learn to tie a simple knot. 353 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:05,940 Who wants to go first? 354 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,420 What do you say? You want to tie the knot? 355 00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:09,860 Sure. 356 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,100 Not just that knot. 357 00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:14,930 That's correct. 358 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:16,670 Everybody hear Captain Von Trapp? 359 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,850 We're going to be tying several knots today, people. 360 00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:22,690 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 361 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:23,930 I am. 362 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:29,490 Dating is a young person's game. We love each other. We have hot sex. 363 00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:32,230 We can figure out the rest in real time. 364 00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:34,150 Let's do it. Let's do it. 365 00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:36,390 You two, you want to get hitched? 366 00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:38,110 I do. I do. 367 00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:39,570 I feel like I'm missing something. 368 00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:41,770 We're getting married. 369 00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:49,010 Elvis Chapo booked. 370 00:20:49,470 --> 00:20:50,990 Vegas, here we come. 371 00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:54,070 I can't believe we're doing this. I can't believe it took us so long. 372 00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:01,470 James? 373 00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,090 You're a pig. 374 00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:06,930 I mean, seriously? 375 00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:08,790 Humping the maid? 376 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,370 What? 377 00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:13,530 Just go with it.